The Wonderful Flaws of Insane Shelter Dogs

I stumbled upon this article on gawker and it completely reminds me of Ender. I often think, if I could write a description for him based on what I know now, what would it be? Would I go for honesty? Or would I go for a more glossy approach? Here's a description taken from the article:

 

 Maggie—American Pit Bull Terrier "We have struggled finding her a good home, through no fault of her own. She is good with other dogs as long as they are not getting rough with her...She is crazy about squirrels and pigeons and will try to catch one. She doesnt like cats, people on skateboards and little kids on bikes. She gets aggressive with anyone holding a waterhose and wants to bite the hose." Just keep the dogs and squirrels and pigeons and cats and people and children and hoses away from her, and there won't be a problem.