Product Review: EZ Dog Toothbrush

I don't know why the hell I bought this toothbrush. I might as well have poured some gravy over some dollar bills and fed it to Ender. I think I was too distracted by the pretty colors and the novel design to really think it through on a more practical level. The conversation should've gone like this: "In order to use this toothbrush I will have to simultaneously hold the body to minimize wiggling, lift the lip to get access to some teeth, prop their jaw open so that the brush can fit over their entire tooth, and then continuously keep their jaw open so they don't start chewing on the toothbrush like a little twig." Instead the conversation went like this: "Oh Cool!!! That toothbrush is totally NEAT-O!"