New Dog on The Block

Sometimes my morning walks with Ender feel like running the American Gladiators gauntlet.

1. Walk out the Door
Are the kids down the hall also walking out the door at the same time and therefore running down the hall at Ender yelling "DOGGY DOGGY!!!"?

If the answer is no, proceed with less caution.

2. See Brown Lab across the Street
Do I have the patience to meander behind them or do I need to cross the street and pick my speed up to 3.5 mph?

3. See Husky with Bandanna
Yay! Fellow crazy dog sighting. Know them well enough that if we are walking towards each other, about to cross paths, they or us should go around the other by stepping off the curb and going around the parked car.

4. See Corgi with Woman holding Coffee Mug
Ooooh, medium energy dog. Ender can practice his sit as Corgi walks by. Sad that the owner has failed to realize the greatness of a travel mug.

5. See Brown Pit
Soooo prettyyyyyy...droool. Take note that owner has finally bit the bullet and purchased a prong collar.

6. See new Brown Dog in harness
New crazy dog on the block. Yay. Don't know if owner has realized the true extent of his dog's craziness yet. Will continue to cross street upon sighting.

7. See Rotweiler
OMG, how is it possible that a dog can be this calm? Perfect dog for Ender to practice his sit. Consider asking owner about trade. Two crazy pits for your one calm and sweet Rottie?

8. See Small Dogs that Live in Building
$&@#($&#(*&#*&)!!!!!! I think every small dog that lives in our building has a napoleon complex.