Thursday, April 7, 2011

Dating Services

My friend and I had been discussing the issue of dating and pet ownership for as long a she has owned her pet. One of her requirements is that he must love dogs. Especially her dog.

We've never had this problem since the bf and I acquired our pets together. Although the idea of trying to find a significant other with Ender in tow has probably helped us resolve our differences much quicker.

Anyway, while reading the news, I came across this website called Date My Pet. It is a brilliant idea and I wish I would have thought of it myself.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Thundershirt?

In my blog surfing, I came across this post about ThunderShirts:

http://daisyjd.com/index.php/2011/03/rhett-butler-his-thundershirt/

Apparently this "shirt" is akin to swaddling and is supposed to help your dog with anxiety and what not. I am thisclose to getting one for Ender.

http://www.thundershirt.com/

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Report Card

Ender's report card for 3/22:

"Ender found a deer skull today! He carried it around for a while. I thought it was just a stick. He was pretty disappointed when I took it away."

Hmm...doesn't he realize that he kisses his mama with that mouth?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

THE Question

Why do people ask "Is your dog friendly?" as opposed to "Can I pet your dog?"...? (Is ?"? gramatically kosher? I don't know.)

Look people, I know what you mean when you ask me if my dog is friendly? It means you want to pet him. So why don't you ask if you can pet my dog? Because then this gives me the chance to say no when I see him obviously enter into his caraaazzyy zone. Part of it is on me because I never know what to say. I could say no, but I feel like that's just selling Ender short. He's friendly, but also so so crazy. But when I try to respond, I usually get as far as "He's friendly, but....." before they go in for the the kill.

I was putting Ender in a down to wait for a small white poodle to pass when the poodle owner asked if Ender was friendly. And my suspicious self knew what was coming so I blurted out "Not righ tnow!!" Which I think scared her a little bit. But it did mean that she rolled in some of the slack on her leash and did not let her dog wander over so I suppose I accomplished my intent.

Also, I don't understand why people insist on petting Ender when he's all jumpy crazy. Are people not scared when an 80 pound dog is jumping at their face?

Monday, March 21, 2011

Doggy Dining: Philz Coffee

If you coffee lovers are ever in the Bay Area, you MUST go to Philz Coffee. They make coffee by the cup and have over 20 beans on the menu. Their pastries are from local bakeries and the quality FAR FAR exceeds that at Starbucks and PEETs. The only issue I have with them is that there is no line when ordering your coffee. Therefore you just stand in the crowd until a barrista is ready to take an order and hope that you aren't cutting in line or being cut in line. Or non-line. Whatever. Even so, I love their coffee too much to let it deter me. As you can tell, I love me some good coffee.


The store in Berkeley is dog friendly. While I was waiting outside with Barksdale for the bf to order our coffee, the barista came outside to tell us that we are more than welcome to bring dogs inside and brought a little treat for Barksdale as well.

Good Coffee + Dog Friendly? That is why they are number one.

This leads me to my random rant of the day. San Francisco can generally be characterized as a "food city." And the cost of living is really high here. Therefore, nobody really bats an eye at $2.75 cup of coffee. However, I draw the line at paying $2.75 for ridiculousness. You know who sells ridiculousness at $2.75 a pop?

Blue Bottle Coffee.

Therefore, I am officially boycotting all Blue Bottle cafes. For $2.75, here is what I expect:

1. Service
Yes, Blue Bottle, you make coffee by the cup, which might explain the long wait time. However, you should really be tending to my coffee then as opposed to exchanging "witty" quips with your co-worker while I wait.

2. Half and Half/Milk/Cream Options
You only have half and half out. Are you trying to tell me something? That coffee connoisseurs drink their coffee only with half and half? Well guess what, if I am paying you $2.75, I want some damn milk to put in my coffee.

3. Beans
I wanted to buy some beans. I asked if you can grind it for me. You said you guys don't sell beans ground. WTF.

I hate you blue bottle.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

When I Wish I Had a Yard

Here are two instances which I are fine examples of when not having a yard sucks:

1. When it's pouring rain outside and your dog refuses to pee at their usual spot, but instead drags you halfway down the block so he can take cover under a bush and then pee.

2. When you are trying to potty train and don't realize that the dog has peed in the stairwell until you are one flight below and feel pee DRIP ON YOUR HEAD.